There's the posh noblebird, a boy-next-door best friend bird, the teacher and narcoleptic math genius, the ladies' man, and the crazy bird who's crazy only because he acts more like a bird than the other birds. Pigeonation's, where you encounter all manner of feathered male suitors, all with their own personality hang-ups. You play as a human girl attending the prestigious all-bird school of St. However, it is not everything it could be, only in that the game doesn't delve into bestiality of any sort. Everything you think a pigeon dating sim would be – or should be – it is. Hatoful Boyfriend delivers on its promises. Spoiler: It's about 20 minutes.Īnd then there's the story behind the beaks – touches of structural oddity and hints at a wider, broken society – that keep Hatoful Boyfriend interesting. I also discovered what a rock dove is, I settled on the type of plumage I'm most attracted to (in a *mostly* hypothetical sense), and I found out how long it takes me to become numb to the idea of dating a bird. This is something I know now, and it's one of the many revelations I had while playing Hatoful Boyfriend, the pigeon dating simulator. that's the best part in the game.Most pigeons reach sexual maturity in their first year of life. MY BOY!!!!!!!! BOYS!!! PLURAL!!!!!!!!! i can't express the great joy i felt at seeing my favorite character shoot the most detested shuu during my first playthrough!! kazuaki will never not be my favorite, baby, and my immense love for him immediately shot (no pun intended) through the roof during this scene and it hasn't gone down since. within those thirty minutes you're going to get assaulted with so many emotions and it's going to be GREAT. because we still have thirty minutes left in this goddamned game and you know what? every second of it is going to be a trip. and that song's just playin.īUT NOT SO FAST!!!!!!!! POW POW POW!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA THIS IS WHERE I START ACTUALLY CACKLING EVERY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!! because it's not the end! from that song you're reminiscing, but you're about to have way. that was such a good game.' and so all the kids leave. it's that moment where you recall everything that just happened in the past two and a half hours of gameplay and you're like 'holy cow. hearing leone's theme in that moment takes you back from all the stuff that just happened and back to remembering everything that happened above ground. and leone is such a chill character that his presence there is comforting in a way? especially with what happened to yuuya. like not quite the end but we're definitely closing it all out. because that song sounds just like a finale. and as all the students begin obliviously talking because they have no idea what's going on and the boys who Know are just like 'we Know' it's sooo good. When leone jb comes down with all those students and he's just like 'i see you gentlemen are still alive down here' DUDE!!! AND THEN LEONE'S THEME STARTS PLAYING!!!!! i said a couple days ago that i've been listening to the hatoful soundtrack because it's downloaded on my phone and every time i hear that song i think of that part. but it's immediately followed by the best part.

every single character in that room had the right to be screaming and crying and throwing up onto shuu yet they didn't. remember my face villain' but they're not nearly as red faced angry as they should be. like sakuya is like 'you will get your sentence. he did so much terrible bs and essentially just ruined like half of your guys' lives. it's so bothersome that he's just forgiven and then, 'okay im done being evil now because your dad is dead :)' it's angering. that part is one of the most unsatisfying and frustrating parts in bbl because it's so anticlimactic. but my most favoritist part in bbl is right after they get shuu to agree to stop chasing ryuuji's shadow and tell him that he's released from his promise. i might have a different favorite in the main game and i absolutely have a different favorite in holiday star. This is my favorite moment in bbl specifically.

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